Friday November 6, 2015

1. The Keg in the Tub
The annual Halloween party that be! The keg in the tub in Williamsburg! Pretty much a bunch of art directors, copywriters, and designers get dressed up hang out, pump a keg without biceps and pour Bug Light all night and dance wildly to Whitney Houston. Then, at some point, the Jello shots come out. What we learned this year: don’t mix Gin with Grape flavored Jello.

2. Texting
How about we don’t...????

3. Day 10 at the Office
It’s that time of year! When we gotta work a lot and make shit! Get work done! I’ve been at the office every day since Monday, the Monday before this past Monday that is. Don't even wanna talk about the laundry sitch.

4. I'm going Crazy (related)
I’m really tired and I feel insane. Mywordsarerunningtogether. And I’m dropping things a lot. All the eye bag hider in the world can’t help me.

5. Swing Drivers on Garbage Trucks
This is what FREEDOM looks like! Hello, weekend! Two guys having the best time ever on the back of a garbage truck bombing down Ninth Ave. Incredible. This moment is exactly what led to what I’d thought would be the best job ever in the third grade. Detailed in a morning theme on future jobs, (remember doing that shit in school? Learning how t
o write? Out the window!) I wanted to be a swing driver on a garbage truck because it just looked so so fun. Like what? Hanging off that thing all day? Closest thing to a roller coaster you can get in the woods! The only flaw I’d spotted with the job was the orange jumpsuits you had to wear. Aside from the smell of gar-bage obv.